woodythedog:

Boop

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via nudily)

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

(via nudily)

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

(via nudily)

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(Source: timid, via nudily)

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via nudily)

causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

(Source: meuiin, via nudily)

botwinn:

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

(via nudily)

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

(via nudily)

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

(via nudily)

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

(via sniffing)

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

(via nudily)

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

(via nudily)