impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

(via frickyhorror)

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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(via missbrains)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via ohiamjuststumbling)

netflixgod:

Me as a dog

truffulajam:

groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

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(Source: largeshirt, via joeyjoe69)

punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

(via humorking)

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

lawebloca:

Friends

(via blondeisawesome)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid, via sniffing)

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police
how not to support body positivity:

pissent:

by telling people who wear makeup that they’re fake, that they have shit on their face, that they’re “covering up their natural beauty.” babe you aint superior in any way. you aint special. if i want golden eyelids im gonna have golden eyelids. fuck you.

(via nicedildo)

crockercorp:

not quite what i meant