jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

hotboyproblems:

i want every single high school musical song played at my wedding

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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suddenlyshort:

witch-of-sound:

anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon

she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.

there’re……????………….

Th…there are

neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

dreamofserenity626:

frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

MY POINT EXACTLY!

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

blue-monster-cookie-eater:

I love Ellen so much 

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless