when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
by telling people who wear makeup that they’re fake, that they have shit on their face, that they’re “covering up their natural beauty.” babe you aint superior in any way. you aint special. if i want golden eyelids im gonna have golden eyelids. fuck you.